You think you're a wiseguy? What do you mean, aren't you going in? But what about everybody else? You're here, just distracting me, so get out of here. How come more breakfast joints don't serve you food in the skillet. Come on, guys, keep going. You said you wanted to see what it would be like to wake up next to me. Older Lady On The Bus. So, do you want to come over and help me pack? Eddie Taffett and his troglodyte trio. The operation's on Christmas Eve.
Maybe I should just go with it. Wait a minute, that's our sleigh. You guys are my buds. We are all so excited you're coming home. They're gonna try to arrest me. Put those right back in her mouth.
Didn't you hear about the new exchange program? Can you tell me if there is an Allie Henderson here? Jake finally accepts his stepmother. Yeah, I just got my bindings fixed. Little Boy At Bus Station. A condo overlooking the ocean. What from here is not long distance? Farting dog, cargo hold, longer story. Do you think it's funny how easily old people can catch pneumonia? No, he sounds like a jerk. This is the worst day of my life.
Bringing up my dad's new wife drains me of my Christmas spirit. Speaking of which, your sweater size, you're a 38, right? Wait, I don't have lD. My, dear brother, you are sounding slightly stressed. I can't have this conversation any more. The airline refuses to allow Jake to board the aircraft because he has no photographic identification.
I got rolled The one I love is gone I got rolled. Wendy Richards reporting from Edelbrck, Iowa, site of the world-famous human clock. After that massacre, l just wouldn't be human. All right, see you later. Grandmothers and grandfathers, and my dog, and have a Christmas tree, and lights, and angels, and Christmas cookies. Lucky for you, the Ed Man is here to the rescue.
Of course there's no cost for the answers. All right, l'll tell you what. Gee, your dad and Tracey went to the mall. Got room in the sledge for two? Let her come grovelling back. Look, my final is in three hours. Jake reconsiders following the deal with his father and trades the tickets back in for New York and Allie agrees to ride with him.
See you at the finish line. A few days ago, l might not have agreed with you. All right, let's burn this baby. Allie, what perfume are you wearing today? With little red and green sprinkles on top, and plum pudding, and Christmas carols. You were absorbing it off the page through osmosis. As in east of here? What was I supposed to do? There was a house fire. We even have Santa to bring it to her.
That doesn't seem so bad. Misunderstandings can be overcome if both people just try. Allie, can I ask you something? So, what shall we listen to? Jake rides the sleigh home and arrives at 5:59 p. You know, l'm not the real Santa. What do you say we blow this Popsicle stand? Granted, it's not altogether Jake's fault: He's been kidnapped by a gang of disgruntled customers something about exam-fixing , dressed in a Santa Claus suit and left in the desert with only an improbably cute vulture for company. Then you think to yourself, what if he is the messiah and l'm just blowing the dude off? Make this buggy rip, bro.
Santa just yammied in your handbag. Hey, you're the kid who beat Mayor Wilson in the Santa 5K. Man, l've seen guys get dumped but that was nuclear. So, why the sudden change of heart? You're a manipulator and a liar. Well, take this, Ed Man.